I can't make this up, people.



"Randi. I need you to uh. Talk to the bank about your account."

"-Just woken up. Horribly.- .... Okay. Give the phone here."

"Well. One thing."

"Com'o-"

"I told them you were deaf."

"....What? Why?!"

"I thought it would help. They wanted varification and I told them I couldn't do it! I didn't want to wake you up, so that was the first thing I thought of. But the lady insisted on it. Do you remember how cousin Cory talks? His lips are-"

"... DEAF. Not retarded. There's a difference. I can't believe this."

"...Oh. What about Mary when she has a bad cold..."

"Have you ever heard a deaf person?"

"... Plug your nose and kinda.."

"I didn't think so."



I love this woman. My life would be boring without her.
Do you know how hard it is to act deaf on the PHONE?! I really don't believe they bought it. What are deaf people doing on the phone, anyway? It worked. I have no clue why.