And Nick gave it to me.

What is your name?: Randi.
Are you named after anyone?: Yeah. Guess what his name was!
What's your screename?: Jesus. This could take all day.
Would you name a child of yours after you?: No. I like my name, but that would be really confusing.
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?: My name was going to be Robert Keith Martin Ross IV. Robert, after three generations. MY NAME WOULD HAVE BEEN BOB!! ;-; See why I wish I had a penis?
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?: I like my name.
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that people inflict on your name constantly?: BRANDY. No, people. I have a teacher who keeps calling me Randine... No.
Would you drop your last name if you became famous?: I dropped my last name anyway. Do you see any last name next to my first name? Nope.

Basics

Your gender: I'm a girl.
Straight/Gay/Bi: Little bit of everything.
Single?: If you could call it that.
If not, do you want to be?: I'm fine with being single.
Birthdate: May 8, 1988.
Your age: Nineteen.
Age you act: I usually act older... unless I'm around certain people.
Age you wish you were: I'd like to be eighteen again. I didn't feel too old, and I wasn't too young to not be old enough... that makes sense?
Your height: 5'4'' and three quarters.
Eye color: Cerulean. Bluuuuue.
Happy with it?: OMG yes. I love my eyes.
Hair color: Currently a really dark brown.
Happy with it?: Sure.
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous: Righty..
Your living arrangement: I live with my mom in an apartment in Hill-i-ARD... Com-blo-us, Ohoho.
Your family: Mom is really the only person I consider my immediate family... My father. Well. Story for another time.
Have any pets?: Cats! Kibby, Pilar, Megan, and Misty.
What's your job?: Skyline Chili. I'm a waitress.
Piercings?: Eyebrow, nose, and ears twice each. Most of these have closed up by now, I'm sure.
Obsessions?: Handwashing. And I have routine Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. I freak if even the littlest thing changes.
Addictions?: Red licorice.
Do you speak another language?: Aaha, no.
Have a favorite quote?: Probably.
Do you have a webpage?: .... Ta-daaa.

Deep Thoughts About Life

Do you live in the moment?: No. I live in the five-minutes-ago.
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: Exceptionally.
Do you have any secrets?: Yes.
Do you hate yourself?: What?! You are the only person you can't get away from... how miserable of a life would it be to HATE yourself?!
Do you like your handwriting?: Yes, if I make it all pretty.
Do you have any bad habits?: ... I pick. At my face. And any scaps or bumps I have. And I can't stop doing it.
What is the compliment you get from most people?: Usually about my eyes.
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: OMGXD ... And only the cool people would get it, but no one would be able to pronounce it.
What's your biggest fear?: Nothing tangible can scare me.
Can you sing?: Ha. No.
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: I pretend to be characters from games. I don't do it to look cool, though.
Are you a loner?: I don't think so.
What are your top priorities in life?: I'm not even halfway done with this stupid ass thing yet?!
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: Depending on who I was, I'd probably find me strange.
Are you a daredevil?: I can be.
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: Yes.
Are you passive or agressive?: All depends.
Do you have a journal?: .....TA-DAA.
What is your greatest strength and weakness? My strength is probably my stubbornness, even though it gets me in trouble. My weakness is my inability to control my emotions.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: I'd give myself x-ray vision. Oh yeah.
Do you think you are emotionally strong?: My stubbornness saves me here. Most of the time. Sometimes, no.
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: Absolutely. Let's not be getting Randi started.
Do you think life has been good so far?: YEAH! I've experienced a lot of things that people sometimes never see in a whole lifetime. I'm very lucky.
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: Christ. I HATE these cheezy ass questions. Can't you just ask me if I like ducks?! Why yes. Yes I do.
What do you like the most about your body?: Eyes.
And least?: It's a tie between my bad back, and my ankles.
Do you think you are good looking?: If I pretty myself up, and if I leave my face alone long enough for it to fade enough to not show through really expensive makeup.
Are you confident?: Ironically, yes.
What is the fictional character you are most like?: Zidane! And sometimes even Lucre.
Are you perceived wrongly?: Perpetually.

Do You...

Smoke?: Nope!
Do drugs?: Nope!
Read the newspaper?: Sometimes. Just the Want Ads, usually.
Pray?: Not normally.
Go to church?: Never have. Shit. Okay, once.
Talk to strangers who IM you?: If they try to start RP, absolutely!
Sleep with stuffed animals?: My bed's too small for that.
Take walks in the rain?: If it happens to be raining when I need to walk, yes. It doesn't stop me.
Talk to people even though you hate them?: I don't hate anyone.
Drive?: Yes, but no.
Like to drive fast?: Yeah! But... you get ticketed 'round here for that.

Would or Have You Ever?

Liked your voice?: No.
Hurt yourself?: Yes.
Been out of the country?: Once to Canada.
Eaten something that made other people sick?: I don't recall.
Been in love?: Madly.
Done drugs?: Sadly.
Gone skinny dipping?: Gladly!
Had a medical emergency?: Yes...ly.
Had surgery?: Yes.
Ran away from home?: Yeah, once for two whole years.
Played strip poker?: Played strip Go Fish, once. Strip Solitare...
Gotten beaten up?: Yeah. My half-sister and I have tried to kill each other many times. Quite literally.
Beaten someone up?: Yeeees.
Been picked on?: Not that I can remember.
Been on stage?: Yes.
Slept outdoors?: Yeah.
Thought about suicide?: Once, a really LOOONG time ago. I was... 14? 15?
Pulled an all nighter?: Sure.
If yes, what is your record?: I think I've fallen over after 32 hours. I don't do good without sleep.
Gone one day without food?: Went a lot longer than that, babe.
Talked on the phone all night?: Yeah.
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: Yes.
Slept all day?: Yes.
Killed someone?: ...XD Hell kinda' question is this?
Made out with a stranger?: Yes!
Had sex with a stranger?: O_o Nope.
Thought you're going crazy?: Really crazy? No.
Kissed the same sex?: Uh. Yeah.
Done anything sexual with the same sex?: Mmmhm.
Been betrayed?: H'oh yeah.
Had a dream that came true?: Not recently.
Broken the law?: Of course not! That would be irres-- ...Yeah.
Met a famous person?: I've met a lot of famous people.
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: I crushed a baby bunny with my hands when I was really little. I didn't mean to, and I had just gotten it away from the cat. It had been bleeding, and I tried to make it stop.
On purpose?: I don't think so.
Stolen anything?: Yeah.
Been on radio/tv?: Nope.
Been in a mosh-pit?: Not yet.
Had a nervous breakdown?: My life is a nervous breakdown.
Bungee jumped?: One time at Kings Island, with a friend of mine. I have the tape to prove it.
Had a dream that kept coming back?: No, I very rarely have recurring dreams.

Beliefs

Believe in life on other planets?: It's naive to think that we're the ONLY life in this WHOLE universe.
Miracles?: Sure.
Astrology?: Not really.
Magic?: Yes. Thank my mom for this one.
God?: I try not to think about this one. It defies a lot of science, which is what I love, and believe most in.
Satan?: -Sweet grin.- You called?
Santa?: o__O I'm a little old for that.
Ghosts?: Absolutely.
Luck?: Yes.
Love at first sight?: I didn't, until the first time I saw Jackie. It was like... WOAH. Wave. Ever have these people that you're just naturally attracted to, and you really don't know why?! I guess it isn't LOVE. That's a big word... More like. Chemistry...maybe?
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?: This was the only thing useful my father ever taught me. And it's true about a lot of things.
Witches?: Yes.
Easter bunny?: ... I don't think I ever believed that a huge bunny came into my house while I was sleeping and gave me free candy and eggs.
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: I'm sure it's POSSIBLE.
Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: With as many rainbows as I see nowadays? I'd be rich.
Do you wish on stars?: ... Tony and I wished on every shooting star we saw one morning after spending a night on the beach. Which was really incredible... if you don't count the many bug bites and sand chafes.

Deep Theological Questions

Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: No.
Do you think God has a gender?: Probably doesn't have a gender. Or it's something we've never heard of.
Do you believe in organized religion?: I believe that other people believe it.
Where do you think we go when we die?: In a big fuckin' whole in the ground.

Friends

Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: Yeah.
Who is your best friend?: I have a lot of best friends.
Who's the one person that knows most about you?: Brittany.. Or maybe Neenah.
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: "I wouldn't eat that if I were you."
Your favourite inside joke?: Pfft. Wher da' fuck iz my snausages?! ...Rainbow Penis... XD
Thing you're picked on most about?: My moments.
Who's your longest known friend?: Britty, Nikki Floyd.. And Catherine, before she decided that other things were more important than us.
Newest?: I don't know.
Shyest?: JACKIE OMG. Sam is a very close second. Sam really only seemed shy around me...
Funniest?: Anka.
Sweetest?: ...I don't know if I know many sweet people. Andi... but she isn't *always* sweet...
Closest?: They're all close to me.
Weirdest?: Dash, by far.
Smartest?: Dash. Again, by faaaar. I'm lucky to have a smart friend.
Ditziest?: Terry.
Friends you miss being close to the most?: Terry... Cat... Jas, Michael, Eric...My firefighting peeps.. ;-; Everyone from Reynoldsburg...
Last person you talked to online?: Dash.
Who do you talk to most online?: Rosalie, Roxas, Dash, Trish, I've been talking to Reno more and more.. (He's our LORE! <3 Small world. )
Who are you on the phone with most?: I don't know. I use my phone a lot.
Who do you trust most?: I'm not really sure.
Who listens to your problems?: Christina. Omfg. I think I whine to her more than I whine to Anka. Quite a bit.
Who do you fight most with?: Tobias. (Spider Vinny.)
Who's the nicest?: You're all nice, I think. Dessy is really friggen nice.
Who's the most outgoing?: I dunno'. Dash has opened up a lot since last year. I'm actually quite impressed.
Who's the best singer?: Keffy sings beautifully. I don't think I've heard anyone that tops her.
Who's on your shit-list?: I have a shit-list?
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?: I plead the fifth.
Who's your second family?: Dash and Ash. These two. .... -Crosses out the word 'second'.-
Do you always feel understood?: Huh?
Who's the loudest friend?: Kaykay.
Do you trust others easily?: It takes me a while.
Who's house were you last at?: Mary's.
Name one person who's arms you truly feel safe in: I don't know! Been a long time since anything like that happened, quite honestly.
Do your friends really know you?: A few of you read me like an open book... I love it and hate it all at once.
Friend that lives farthest away: Marissa moved to Ireland. Does that count?


Do you consider love a mistake?: My head's starting to hurt.
What do you find romantic?: Do I have to answer the cheesy romantical crap?
Turn-on?: REALLY
Turn-off?: HAVE TO?!
First kiss?: Pssh. Fine. I was really young, and we both wanted to see what it would be like. Nikki Floyd.
If someone you had no interest in had interest in dating you, how would you feel?: I'd be flattered! Everyone deserves a chance. They pretty much have to come out and say it with me. I'm uh. Not the most perceptive thing when it comes to that.
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them?: It's fun to know people before dating them... it's more thrilling that way, and it usually lasts longer.
Have you ever wished it was more socially acceptable for a girl to ask a guy out?: Why would it not be socially acceptable?
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?: Yes.
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: Hell if I know. Hell if I care! n.n;
What is best about the opposite sex?: The peneers? Donttouchme.
What is best about the same sex?: ...Boobies?
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: PENEERS. EW.
What is the worst thing about the same sex?: Girls can be evil sometimes, man.
What's the last present someone gave you?: Nick gave me Syphilis. n.n;;
Do you consider your significant other hot?: >.>;;

Who Was the Last Person...

That haunted you?: Steve Miller. He's still alive, but good like that.
You wanted to kill?: Like, literally?!
That you laughed at?: Dan, my boss..
That laughed at you?: Dan. XD
That turned you on?: Gawd, I don't know.
You went shopping with?: I took myself to Walgreens a few hours ago.
That broke your heart?: ...Can I be done now?
To disappoint you?: This one I'd rather not say.
To ask you out?: Nathaniel.
To make you cry?: ...PLEASE can I be done, NOW?!
To brighten up your day?: My mom.
That you thought about?: I've been thinking about a lot of people while doing this stupid thing.
You saw a movie with?: Tony. It's been that long, I believe.
You talked to on the phone?: My mom.
You talked to through IM/ICQ?: Dash.
You saw?: Mom.
You lost?: I can't tell when I lose people, unless they die. In this case... Missy.

Right This Moment...

Are you going out?: No way.
Will it be with your significant other?: Oh, fuck you.
Or some random person?: I'm not. Going. Out.
What are you wearing right now?: PJs!
Body part you're touching right now: .... Pervs.
What are you worried about right now?: Nothing. It's kind of nice...
What book are you reading?: Wicked, still. It's getting to be a real chore to pick it up.
What's on your mousepad?: My finger! -laptop-
Are you bored?: This survey wouldn't allow that, would it.
Are you tired?: Getting there.
Are you talking to anyone online?: Not at the moment.
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?: Nope.
Are you lonely or content?: Content.
Are you listening to music?: Rent's on... Does that count?
Are you eating anything?: I was eating chili and spaghetti when I started this stupid thing...

Not cool. I'm totally getting you fuckers back. But first... -Falls over.-